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- I went to work
- At Mickey D's
- My shirt got caught
- In the dishwasher machine
- My shirt ripped off
- I wasn't wearing a bra
- I forgot I left it'
- In my boyfriend's car
- I ran to the bathroom
- as fast as I could
- I peed on the toilet
- I forgot to lift the hood
- Then I realized
- I was in the men's room
- All of a sudden
- I heard a great boom
- I noticed I let out a fart
- O my God!
- Some guy just fell apart
- I couldn't take it
- the smell was too much
- I needed to go
- On a fast break for lunch
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- Chorus:
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- I went on a fast break
- I never came back
- I blew some guy apart
- O my Gosh! What a fart!
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- I ran down the street
- yellin' help me please
- a cop pulled over
- I said, "You got any cheese?"
- He said, "Get in the car,
- you're goin' downtown,
- and if you don't -
- I'll send you to the pound."
- I got right in
- I had no choice
- I blew another one
- and he said "Oh boy"
- "Get out of my car,
- You psyco person!
- Was that a wet one?
- Did you stain my cushion?"
- I got right out
- and walked down the street
- I was cold and hungry
- and I had bare feet
- It was a wet one,
- he was right
- I had no shirt on
- and it was snowing that night.
- I have no boyfriend
- I hage no job
- I have no friends
- and I joined the mob.
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