Monica drops out of Dunkirk High School. She steals her parent's money and buys a car. She moves to Wisconsin
where Lance lives. They meet at Kentucky Fried Chicken and eat chicken together. Monica spills her popcorn chicken
on her pants. They go to Lance's house and Lance gives her his pants. They want to go swimming but Monica has no bathing
suit. They go skinny dipping. Monica goes home. Monica drinks lots of diet pop. She forgets his name.
He says she is stupid. She says nothing. She has a brain cell implant and she gets smart. They are happy. They
get married. They get sick of each other. They get divorced. They go to Kentucky Fried Chicken. They
eat chicken. Monica drops her chicken. They go to Monica's house. They go swimming. Monica's makeup
smears and Lance says she looks like a clown. She smacks him and Lance has fingerprints on his face. He forgives her
and they live happily ever after.
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